LIFE WITH A TODDLER 101.
Me: LM, you want some of my eggs?
LM: No. Pancake.
*hands LM cut up pancake*
Me: Here’s your pancake.
*LM points*
LM: Pancake.
Me: Yep. Now eat it.
LM: Gabay.
Me: I already put agave on it.
*LM giggles*
LM: Gabay.
*I lift a forkful of scrambled eggs to my mouth*
*LM flails*
*pancake flies*
LM: No pancake! EGGS! NO NO NO NO PANCAKE.
*frantic pointing*
*hysterics*
*gnashing of teeth*
Me: Okay, calm down. Ask nicely and I’ll give you some eggs.
*rubs his belly*
LM: Peez Mama. Peez eggs.
*scoops eggs onto his plate*
*LM tilts his head back*
*wails*
LM: PANCAKE!
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